My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking.
My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain
If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, ""Hello Goodbye?""
Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9