I picked up a girl at a bar. She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I screwed her three times and hit her with a brick.
Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition
I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting