Where can I get sweatpants that say ""ANXIETY"" on the ass?
I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu.
When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
BLONDE COUNTING Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.