What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out.
I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? ""Dam.""
What did the door say to the other door? I can see your Knob Simple yet effective
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me.