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Wrong John
@wrongjohn
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Professional writer. Casual poet. Secret YouTuber.
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2017-08-16 13:56
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wrongjohn
animals
9y
"Look at those dumb humans" - The Mouse Perspective
"Look at those dumb little mice" said the mother to her child. "Every time we add bedding to their little house, they pick it up and move it to another part of the cage. I wonder if they'll
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blockcorp
9y
Subject: How to break organisational silo? [Blockcorp Roleplay]
To:
[email protected]
From: LiteralSteve Subject: How to break organisational silo Hi Paul You told me to contact you if I ever noticed employees were becoming Silo'd. Well, that day is here.
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poetry
9y
A Poem About a Plumber
Image: Pixabay A Poem About a Plumber - By @WrongJohn "I'm here to fix your leaky pipes" The man in blue declared "You are?" I asked, with bleary eyes (as if I really cared) If truth
wrongjohn
music
9y
Small Hands (alternative lyrics to Slow Hands)
Please tell me who you think this lyrical parody is about in the comments. An upvote for every comment that gets it right! "We should take this to the golf course" That's what he said with such
wrongjohn
steemit
9y
"Follow Me!" - a poem about Steemit
Yo kids. Listen up. I'm the new dog in town. So follow me, follow me. I will never let you down. Know why? Let me tell you: When you follow me, Jack... You'll become a killer whale Cos I'll follow you
wrongjohn
poetry
9y
A Rhyming Predicament
It started this morning when I left my house. I'd forgotten my shoes - and I'd locked myself out. I was already late, and I couldn't wake Bob. I'd anger my flatmate, and lose my damn job! So I crept over
wrongjohn
sport
9y
News in 20 Words: Mayweather Wins (27th Aug 2017)
Mayweather is a famous boxer. On Saturday he fought McGregor and won. Nobody was surprised. Mayweather has since retired. Again. News reports these days are so long and drawn out. Who needs to know what
wrongjohn
politics
9y
Word Cloud: Donald Trump's First 6 Months on Twitter as President of United States
I made this word cloud by scraping the Twitter feed of Donald Trump between January & July 2017. Great!
wrongjohn
marketing
9y
Why you should never market a product based on price alone
I love a good deal. I love paying less for products. I enjoy bargain hunting. And you probably do too, right? All the same, if you sell a product or service that is cheaper than your competitors, you shouldn't
wrongjohn
funny
9y
Why I wrote "Three Little Pigs -- Adult Version"
For those of you who don't know me, I am the creator or a very weird video on YouTube called "Three Little Pigs -- Adult Version". It gained a lot of traction because it is a shocking and very
wrongjohn
nature
9y
Heads on Spinal Stalks
Lined up on display, was row upon row of living, price-marked human heads. I say living in the loosest sense of the word. They could not breathe, nor speak. They could barely move their mouths. Those that
wrongjohn
adventure
9y
Making a zip wire with underpants and 50 meters of rope
So, I bought 50 meters of rope to help the kids get to the top of this huge cliff face at an abandoned quarry. Once the fun wore off I decided to tie the other end to a tree trunk at the bottom of the
wrongjohn
travel
9y
Preparing to enter "The Devil's Arse"
Peak Cavern, aka The Devil's Arse. This cave in Castleton was once home to bandits and thieves. It was also home to a small community of rope makers for 350 years. Wish me luck!
wrongjohn
marketing
9y
How NOT to make a landing page look authentic
Can you work out the fatal error on the bottom of this landing page I just saw? So, I just read an entire landing page for an online casino. As many do, the page told me the story of some lucky bugger
wrongjohn
photography
9y
I love the Peak District
Now time to relax for two days :)
wrongjohn
photography
9y
The best photo I've taken so far
Captured this at work on bring your dog to work day with the camera set to fully manual. So proud of myself!
wrongjohn
marketing
9y
Content Marketing
Would anybody be interested in learning the basics? It's something I do for a living. If there is any interest, I'll gladly put together a short course for Steemians.
wrongjohn
comedy
9y
Joke of the day
What kind of bee produces milk? A boo bee!
wrongjohn
comedy
9y
Comedy Knockout: Round 1 (Last Steemian Standing Comedy Contest)
Ding ding ding Are you ready for the Big Comedy Knockout? It's free to enter! Here are the rules: The theme for Round 1 is: Big Bouncing Balls. To enter, submit an original comedy creation, using this
wrongjohn
bitcoin
9y
Best way to swap bch for steem?
Hey I wonder if you guys could help me. I'm interested in switching my Bitcoin Cash for Steem. Is there an exchange that does this directly that anybody knows of?
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