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"We should take this to the golf course"
That's what he said with such pompous force
Oh I want you bad
Yeah, I want your money
I've been thinking 'bout your pay day
And I hope you'll send some my way, yeah
'Cause I want you bad
Yeah, I want your money
Small, small hands
I don't know how you do your dirty laundry
No, no chance
That I'm leaving here without them on me
But, I know
Yeah, I already know that there ain't no stopping
Your plans with those
Small hands (woo)
Small hands
I just want you to tell the time
But your small fist, baby, no watch fits you tight
But I still want you bad
Yeah, I want your money
Small, small hands
I don't know how you do your dirty laundry
No, no chance
That I'm leaving here without them on me
But, I know
Yeah, I already know that there ain't no stopping
Your plans with those
Small hands (woo)
Finger stubs puttin' on a show
Got me now, I can't feel them though
They're too small to ever make me moan
Take me home, take me home
Finger stubs puttin' on a show
Can't you tell that I want your money, yeah
Small hands
How the hell do you do your dirty laundry
No, no chance
That I'm leaving here without them on me
I, I know
Yeah, I already know that there ain't no stopping
Small hands
Should I help you do your dirty laundry?
No, no chance
That I'm leaving here without them on me
I, I know
Yeah, I already know that there ain't no stopping
Your plans with those small hands (woo)
Yeah, those small hands
Woo, small hands