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Wrong John
@wrongjohn
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Professional writer. Casual poet. Secret YouTuber.
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2017-08-16 13:56
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Wallet
wrongjohn
poem
8y
Tea and biscuits
Image: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get
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wrongjohn
comedy
8y
How to Drive the Perfect Getaway
Barry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite driving anthem. Created by Steemit's very
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wrongjohn
funny
9y
A day in the life of Barry the Bank Robber
Have you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! Created by Steemit's very own @wrongjohn and @artonmysleeve
wrongjohn
blockcorp
9y
Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am
To: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other project? I need to you to pull your finger
wrongjohn
creative
9y
My Cardboard Fort
Made this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday.
wrongjohn
poetry
9y
Don’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)
T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arms are made of rotten twigs You’d think he
wrongjohn
poetry
9y
‘Twas the night before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dress
wrongjohn
photography
9y
Santa is coming
@artonmysleeve
wrongjohn
poetry
9y
I am your drug
Why did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake through your veins until nothing else matters.
wrongjohn
theisland
9y
The Island, Final Episode (Full Story Included)
I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burning sand An empty bottle in your hand Your
wrongjohn
theisland
9y
The Island, Episode 8 (Sudden Death)
The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become
wrongjohn
poetry
9y
Sorry, I can't make it
I was recently invited to some event or other. This was my reply. I'm sorry, I can't make it; The plumber's coming round. He's got to fix a leaky pipe That makes a dripping sound And if he doesn't make
wrongjohn
poetry
9y
The Island, Episode 7 (Sudden Death)
The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become
wrongjohn
theisland
9y
The Island, Episode 6 (Sudden Death)
The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become
wrongjohn
poetry
9y
The Island, Episode 5 (Sudden Death)
The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become
wrongjohn
theisland
9y
The Island, Episode 4 (sudden death)
The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. The comment that gets the most votes will become
wrongjohn
story
9y
Andromeda the Crayon Worm (A Steemit Chat Original)
If you ever wondered what goes on inside Steemit Chat... well now you know. We're a concentrated think tank of pure creation. Andromeda the Crayon Worm
wrongjohn
theisland
9y
The Island, Episode 3 (an interactive rhyming adventure)
The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. Make sure it rhymes with the last line. And make
wrongjohn
poetry
9y
The Island, Episode 2 - an interactive rhyming adventure
The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. Make sure it rhymes with the last line. And make
wrongjohn
poem
9y
The Island, Episode 1 (interactive rhyming adventure)
The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you think should come next as a comment. Make sure it rhymes with the last line. And make
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