Comedy Knockout: Round 1 (Last Steemian Standing Comedy Contest)

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Are you ready for the Big Comedy Knockout? It's free to enter! Here are the rules:

1. The theme for Round 1 is: Big Bouncing Balls.
2. To enter, submit an original comedy creation, using this theme. You may submit it as a comment, or as a link to a blog post - it must start with the words: Comedy Knockout Round 1 - Big Bouncing Balls
3. Only the first 50 entries will be considered. Entry to Round 1 will then close.
4. The 30 entries with the best up vote score will automatically go through to Round 2
5. 10 more entries will go through based on Judge Discretion

Round 2 will then begin. This process will be repeated until there is only 1 entrant remaining. This person will take 50% of the entire pot - yes, from all rounds!

Original creations can be anything you like - sculptures, poems, videos, artwork, etc. Interpret the theme however you feel is best. Please tag NSFW entries appropriately - all content accepted.

And remember: Go through the other entries and VOTE on your favourites!