Yo kids. Listen up.
I'm the new dog in town.
So follow me, follow me.
I will never let you down.
Know why? Let me tell you:
When you follow me, Jack...
You'll become a killer whale
Cos I'll follow you back.
Now don't be fooled
When I say I'm a writer
Or a father or a doctor
Or a lover or a fighter
I am none of those things.
They just make me sound good.
So the other boys and girls
Follow me around this hood.
So fuck my bio, kids.
The only way to win
Is if we follow each other
And hope others join in.
I don't write blog posts.
I only ever say:
Follow me, follow me.
So walk this way!
Important clarification: this poem is satire. It is meant to poke fun at people who exchange meaningless follows. Please do not follow me if you only expect me to follow you back. It won't happen. Unless you are creating content I enjoy.