You see these boiled beauties? Yep, made them myself. Well, technically, I didn't make them and I have no idea where they actually come from but they are called 'eggs'. Pretty eggzellant aren't they. I

Daddy thinks me being able to count to 10 is awesome and I have to admit, it is pretty fun. I have been counting for a while now and have been able to do this for a few weeks but the parents decided to

Hey, can you hear me? Can you see me? Do you know what I have done? Of course you can, of course you know. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a man. A flawed man, but a good man nonetheless.

People think children are pretty naive but, we can troll with the best of them. My favourite at the moment is to ask Daddy to sing Baa Baa black sheep and just as he gets to the end of the first line I

I don't have a lot to brag about in my little world but today, I am here to make you all jealous. Today, I met two of the Moomins. You might have no idea what that means but I do which should make you

Yeah, oops. I went and made a mistake and let a secret slip... I translated from English to Finnish. You might be thinking "Hey, smallsteps, that is great, not a mistake", but you are wrong.

I have been ill forever... I haven't been outside for I don't know how long and it feels like I may never go outside to play again... Stupid fever. A few days ago I was outside sledding with daddy though

I have overheard that at 18 I can drink smoke and go out clubbing with my friends well, today is the day, today, I turned 18 months old. Woohoo! To celebrate, daddy got me a train which brilliantly has

I have spent the last few days with daddy and well, I love him and all but, my patience is wearing pretty thin about now. Just yesterday I was experimenting (again) with drawing on the table with crayons

My dad's language is pretty colourful but not as colourful as my drawings! I have been drawing for a little while now at the grandparent's place and with some pencils at home but, dad got me some crayons

Snow. So much snow. I have never seen so much snow in my life. It was like the world had been buried by ice for its sins.... Btw, do you like my new hat? Mummy bought it for me and it was the first time

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It used to be a simple routine. At around 5 pm each day, one of the parents would ask if I would like some milk, I'd say yes and while they made it, I would go and get a pillow to rest my head on as I

Day 6. Maybe 7. I haven't slept through the night for a long time. I don't even remember the last time. The parents are looking pretty rugged also, I don't know why, I am the one not sleeping after all.

You know when people buy inappropriate Christmas gifts for children? The ones that parents hate because they make crazy sounds without a volume button or are so large they do not fit anywhere in a small

I am learning to count. So far, I can get to 5 - most of the time. I know, I know, that is pretty impressive isn't it? From almost the day I was born, daddy counted things. He counted my fingers and my

Daddy bought me shoes and I love them! They match my pants perfectly. Ok, I am not wearing pants here but I have pants that these will go great with. You may have heard (unless you are American), that

Last night, I was taken to a place of dreams, a place with all manner of possibility and where adventure lay around every corner. My parents took me there and it was wonderful. I would like to tell you

Yesterday, I took the family sledding and allowed them to get a little exercise to work off that Christmas excess by pulling me along. Mummy did most of the pulling though as daddy was behind the camera,

Did anyone else see this guy in the redsuit and bad beard hanging around the last day or two? I think he stole some cookies from the table that definitely weren't his to take. It is probably a good thing