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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-10-08 14:29
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What's the most popular pickup line at a gay bar? ""Hey, can I push your stool in?"" What do chinese people do when they have an erection? they vote Difference between me and hitler At least Hitler knew
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2018-10-08 11:45
Make day funny (6069x)
CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege Because I'm such a Portal 2 fan, I created my own levels. Sadly,
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2018-10-08 09:45
Make day funny (5818r)
What make an ISIS joke funny? the execution Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia? He was snowed in A Tweet is like a dress; the shorter the hotter. God will never give you more than you can
joykit
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2018-10-08 07:04
Make day funny (8132p)
Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided. I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know. Wife: Talk sexy to me Husband: Commencing garment
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2018-10-08 04:56
Make day funny (5848q)
Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud? He doesn't know how to turn things down It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane Are you all right ? No, you are all left
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2018-10-08 02:15
Make day funny (9572l)
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month. ""President Clinton, can you respond to rumors of renewed infidelity?"" The only woman in my life is my darling *squints
joykit
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2018-10-08 00:12
Make day funny (8932t)
I have the body of an 20 year old... ...but it's starting to stink up my basement so I'm thinking I'm gonna burn it. I just invented a new word. Plagiarism Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives?
joykit
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2018-10-07 21:37
Make day funny (6278r)
[mob about to stone a sinner] JESUS: Stop! Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. [mob drops rocks] JESUS: [picks up rock] Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the
joykit
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2018-10-07 19:23
Make day funny (7475n)
*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""? I was once told ""There is great strength in numbers""... Someone once told me ""There is great
joykit
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2018-10-07 16:37
Make day funny (1165d)
I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch Why do Nuns always wear the same thing? It's a habit. you knew the backstreet
joykit
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2018-10-07 14:32
Make day funny (7687z)
MEN AIN'T FROM MARS AND WOMEN AIN'T FROM VENUS. BOTH YALL FROM EARTH AND BOTH OF YALL WACK What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford! Two sheep are in a field... One says ""Baaaaaaah""
joykit
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2018-10-07 09:47
Make day funny (3484v)
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. 2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite
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2018-10-07 07:22
Make day funny (4548r)
Hey.. What do you call a really good taco? ...Juan-derful What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently a lot, because that
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2018-10-07 04:31
Make day funny (8359s)
What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line. You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this. What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin
joykit
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2018-10-07 02:06
Make day funny (4594a)
[Starbucks] ""Yes, I'd like a venti skinny soy half-sweet one-pump caramel macchiato half-caff extra whip, please."" Barista: Is Pepsi ok? Dave is coming over. ""Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's
joykit
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2018-10-06 23:41
Make day funny (3905z)
What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment. What do you call a barn full of Mexicans? Updated farm equipment Historic moments in rap. Jay W [username taken] Jay X [username taken]
joykit
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2018-10-06 21:28
Make day funny (8000u)
Looks like I'm going to need to have the ""drug talk"" with my daughter because this ecstasy she sold me is NOT working. Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted
joykit
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2018-10-06 19:11
Make day funny (2498q)
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything! I thought of pick up line that only works on mexicans. Are you Mexican? Because I wanna get jalapeno. Autocorrect
joykit
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2018-10-06 16:34
Make day funny (4023t)
What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power. How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Did you hear the one about the dyslexic philosopher with insomnia?
joykit
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2018-10-06 14:06
Make day funny (5748l)
TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans. I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns. What does a bored
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