*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?
I was once told ""There is great strength in numbers""... Someone once told me ""There is great safety in numbers""; I could only think, ""Now go tell that to six million jews""...
The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?
What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO
How is sex like putting on a belt? If it's not tight enough, move on to the next hole.
