Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme.
My mom let the street raise me, which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster.
Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is.
A good girl bends at the knees... A great girl bends at the hip.
