[mob about to stone a sinner] JESUS: Stop! Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. [mob drops rocks] JESUS: [picks up rock]
Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf.
My dad annoyed my mom calling her ""Mother of 7"" until the day she called him ""Father of 4"".
JOSH: Hey dad DAD: Oh my god is your name still Josh JOSH: Um yeah DAD: We're changing it JOSH: No please don- DAD: It's done ERIC: What the
Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human
