Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud? He doesn't know how to turn things down
It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane
Are you all right ? No, you are all left
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said ""Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"" She said ""No I hate myself now.""
What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon's dick.