[Starbucks] ""Yes, I'd like a venti skinny soy half-sweet one-pump caramel macchiato half-caff extra whip, please."" Barista: Is Pepsi ok?
Dave is coming over. ""Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?"" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE
Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? Pilatte
Stevie Wonder walked into a bar He never saw it coming.
What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.