Two weeks ago
Me: "Hey Bubb, I've bought you a present."
Wife: "Ooh! What is it?"
Me: "A pork pie."
Wife: "Why on earth would you buy me a pork pie?"
Me: "You like pork pies."
Wife: "Who buys someone a pork pie as a present? You wait till I tell our daughter!"
A week ago
Me: "Hey Bubb, I've bought you a present."
Wife: "It better not be a pork pie!"
Me: "No, it's two packs of roast beef."
Wife: "Are you mad or are you just trying to wind me up?"
Me: "But you said you liked that roast beef?"
Wife: "But not as a present! I'm telling our daughter."
Today
I've sent a text message to the wife.
Me: "Hey Bubb, I've bought you a present."
I've had no response? 😟
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