A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words (Or, Exactly Fifty): Know Your Place, Human, and Keep Your Stuff Out of Mine

Photo by @wakeupkitty, used by permission to respond to this Freewriters Initiative

What I see: A cat with an unhappy look, sitting in a place where shoes might go, with one flip-flop in the foreground of the picture.

What I feel: That cat is making a statement...

Listen. I've told you before: keep your shoes off my sitting spot.
Do not ask what I had Hector the dog do with your other flip-flop. You are not ready.
People have worshiped my image since time immemorial.
Know your place lest I consign you a fate with the dinosaurs!