“That's the thing about living large and in charge; you still gotta stop before you put a knife into a power outlet.”

“So, the thing is, what we want to do is use what the snake and the spider know to help us get more goodies into our diets while staying healthy.”

“Don't take my photograph yet … I gotta get more glitter on my good side first!”

“So, the way you calculate how many pies you need is to look at if the pan is eight or nine inches across..."

“No, you would be hugely mistaken to take Sister Stivick as just another nun – that's another warrior in the army of the Lord...”

“I love easy peasy lemon squeezy days!”

“Well, yes, she is a suspect, because Goldie has thumbs.”

When the secret file on the Fortier Apartments in Shortport, VA was found in a box of files that was supposed to be shredded...

16-year-old Tom Stepforth started telling what he thought was a good joke … only to have it take on a new life owing to his little cousins and their friends.

“I think the hardest thing about our lives is, we never got a chance to just have a belief in our parents. And yeah, I feel cheated, and yeah, I'm mad about it. But I thank God that we have our grandparents.”

“OK, so I've been doing some research and now I'm really tired, Papa."

“So, the thing is, sometimes you need to write a poem and sometimes you just need to roll up on the people and tell it like it is, and for that part, call me!”

“OK, building a medieval town – I got this, but do I need to start spelling Ludlow as Ludlowe again?”

“I'm sorry, but by the time you get on Uppity Foolery Watch, you have already been living a life with no dignity, and got caught.”

“So, why mountains stay cold on hot days is what we gotta get to here; bring me your swimming caps.”

“The really nice thing is, now that Papa is a tycoon just like your grandfather, but your grandfather is real down to earth, none of us have to get all stuck up and such.”

“OK, so, that's what I'm going to do: I'm going to get a peanut farm when I grow up...

“I've figured out why we get grounded so often,” he said to George. “We gotta start offering out folks win-win situations in our projects.”

“So, I'm guessing you are cooking biscotti again today, Maggie.”

“So, what I don't understand is, how are you dealing with the pandemic and the fact that we can't do the things we want to do, Captain?”