“I think the hardest thing about our lives is, we never got a chance to just have a belief in our parents. And yeah, I feel cheated, and yeah, I'm mad about it. But I thank God that we have our grandparents.”

“OK, so I've been doing some research and now I'm really tired, Papa."

“So, the thing is, sometimes you need to write a poem and sometimes you just need to roll up on the people and tell it like it is, and for that part, call me!”

“OK, building a medieval town – I got this, but do I need to start spelling Ludlow as Ludlowe again?”

“I'm sorry, but by the time you get on Uppity Foolery Watch, you have already been living a life with no dignity, and got caught.”

“So, why mountains stay cold on hot days is what we gotta get to here; bring me your swimming caps.”

“The really nice thing is, now that Papa is a tycoon just like your grandfather, but your grandfather is real down to earth, none of us have to get all stuck up and such.”

“OK, so, that's what I'm going to do: I'm going to get a peanut farm when I grow up...

“I've figured out why we get grounded so often,” he said to George. “We gotta start offering out folks win-win situations in our projects.”

“So, I'm guessing you are cooking biscotti again today, Maggie.”

“So, what I don't understand is, how are you dealing with the pandemic and the fact that we can't do the things we want to do, Captain?”

Planning for post-pandemic life was sometimes hilarious business...

“No, we gotta find another way – we gotta find another way – God doesn't walk around having us squished flat because we don't know what way to go – we gotta find another way!”

Sgt. Vincent Trent found his wife Melissa both laughing and crying, a pink gel pen in her hand.

“OK, so Upgrade Papa, I got a question for you – I mean, I have a question, but when you really have something, you've got it.”

“So, why am I sitting in police custody if I'm not under suspicion?”

“See, it was nice to be young, because you could do the dumbest stuff with no guilt.”

“I mean, soccer is interesting, but we could make it better.”

“That must be some hilarious security camera footage!” Mrs. Lee said.

“The thing about Robert Edward Ludlow III; there's nothing little about his appetite. There is no food you want to eat that you can be sure that Lil' Robert has no appetite for that.”