Greetings and welcome to another episode of Nightmare Fuel! For those of you just tuning in, this is your irregularly scheduled dose of MidJourney mischief. Recently overheard the phrase 'alien miracle cookie' without any context and thought that might be fun to feed the AI. Still not sure why, but as I was typing that in I was reminded of puppymonkeybaby and had to add baby on to the end of the prompt. That somehow begat the gloriousness you see above and then I just had to what else you could get by adding baby to your word salad.
Here we have the patron saint of MidJourney, Baby Shrapnel Kalashnikov Jesus Alien. Most people don't know this but they were the one responsible for the golden lead rule, "Do unto others before others do unto you."
Patron saint or not, that was still pretty vanilla and who wants that when you could make word salad great again? Or at least not use vanilla. Here we have the 'Nightmarish invasion of insane infants, surreal, absurd, cigarettes, distortion, aliens, kalashnikov, toast.' Almost enough to make you feel like you're back at the Golden Corral salad bar.
Nothing says USA quite like patriotism, or at least MidJourney seems to think so. Gets downright flaggy if you include it in a prompt, although the flag changes with the language you use. In this case it was 'Brutalist baby technology sinister patriotism monster cable space.' Still haven't figured out what's going on here, can't get past those hands and feet.
With all that word salad it's high time we had some red meat for the main course. Accordingly, I tacked on ribeye at the end of 'Miracle cigarette baby technology' and got the strangest looking child of the AI. Now who's hungry?
