Dear Canada, could you please keep your cold air to yourselves? You're only going to make us burn more fossil fuels and that's just going to make the whole situation worse. Tis the season for rolling blackouts!
Storm blew in Thursday evening and now it feels like eleventy-eleven below zero out there. Fahrenheit that is. From what the power company is saying Christmas lights and cold is about more than they can handle, seems the state is getting rolling blackouts for Christmas.
At least we can always light up the Christmas tree if it gets too cold. What could go wrong? Who else out there afflicted by this invasion of Canadian cold?
Seems nowhere is safe from it. Speaking of not safe, if NORAD can track Santa, that means the Russians probably can too. Think Santa's gonna need more than Rudolph's nose to get through that air defense zone.
Anybody got any big plans for December 25th? With the roads slicker than snot I'm hiding from the Christmas music having a last bit of Christmas fun with MidJourney.
Now if I could just get a heat wave for Christmas... Doesn't have to be a big one, just enough to defrost things a bit.
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!
Y'all be safe and have a good one!