Today I met my good trader friend Philip. He is a very well respected fellow in the spice trade despite having only the one testicle. Heaven help him if he found himself having to shoot an albino fox with

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I was a little disappointed to find on my return from the big smoke last week that my hunting dog, Jeffrey, had died. I decided I had better get a new one. Myself and Bradley Funterman, a long standing

Today I met my good trader friend Philip. He is a very well respected fellow in the spice trade despite having only the one testicle. Heaven help him if he found himself having to shoot an albino fox with

I had taken my trusty motoring vehicle, Old Bessie out for a tootle along the country roads near Boom House. It wasn't long before I noticed a frankly godawful squealing and knocking coming from the engine.

Today I went to the races with a good friend Jeremiah. Quite frankly a marvellous fellow when looking for a bit of rambunctious fun despite having ears like a granny's underflaps. I am quite renowned for

I had occasion to go to the Traders Ball yesterday evening. It was a fine affair. The main event was a dinner of roasted swan stuffed with Chinchillas livers. It was delicious. During the dinner, there

I had occasion to go to the Traders Ball yesterday evening. It was a fine affair. The main event was a dinner of roasted swan stuffed with Chinchillas livers. It was delicious. During the dinner, there

I met a good friend Dobson Dobberson today at the gentlemans club for a snifter or two of brandy. A fine chap despite having a face like a bat eating sherbet. We shared a pipe of some new imported Scandinavian

I took a trip out to my country estate for a bit of grouse shooting this week with an old friend, Osbert Winnetburn. An admirable fellow in many ways despite having a mouth like a cat's anus. We lay in

Today I availed myself to the docks to meet an old friend Barnaby Fotheringham, a prince of a man despite having eyes like a dog's testicles. He was looking to build on the sea front and had purchased