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life5 days

The Riddle Of Man A Father and a Son are in a car crash. The Father dies. The son survives but the surgeon refuses to treat him saying 'I can't perform surgery on my own child.' - Who was the surgeon? The Good Lady looked

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life8 days

When Darkness Calls What the hell?!? I muttered under my breath at the sight unfolding before me. Myself and the family had just entered Bouncy Kidz. A soft play which has recently opened up after the relaxation of the COVID

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life14 days

1 Man 1 Cup You don't understand. It was heat like nothing on earth. It was literally like we were on Venus or something. I mopped my brow and tried on a dog-creeping-closer-for-treats face for the Good Lady who was

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life16 days

The Bloody Knife Wow, look at this... En Garde! The exuberant cry of the Little Lady sounded from behind me. I chortled and whipped around pretending to pull an imaginary sword for an epic battle. What the funk?! I screeched

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life18 days

The Last Gap Alright Chief! Chirped my back neighbour. When I say back neighbour I don't literally mean he was calling out from my arse. No, he was the neighbour whose property sided with the back of my garden. He

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life19 days

Park Life Wow, Daddy. That looks amazing, can I go on it? The Little Lady gestured excitedly at a large yellow inflatable vagina-looking thing swaying in the slight breeze. Yeah, of course you can lass. I tossed

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life22 days

The Night Horse Have you got lots of nice surprises for Mummy's birthday? The Little Lady stood in front of me, an expectant smile on her face. No doubt waiting for good old Daddy-Bear to regale her with tales of flying

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lifea month

Chest is Best Ahhhh. I stretched as I padded out to my newly built deck. It was lunchtime and I had popped downstairs to have a coffee and lounge about in the late summer sun. As I approached the door, I halted. What

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lifea month

I've Been Seeing Someone I've been seeing someone... I uttered, more than a little hesitantly at the breakfast table. You have been WHAT?! The Good Lady waggled a cereal spoon in my direction in a way that made my testicles leap

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lifea month

Too High Higher, Daddy. Higher!! The Little Boom yelled with abandon as I pushed him back and forth in the swing. It was a fine day. The sun was shining and the temperature was touching double figures which was

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lifea month

A Foxy Thing What can we get the Little Boom for his birthday? Mused the Good Lady. Before she could blink I had whipped off my jeans to expose my superhero pants underneath. Worry not lass, Super Daddy is here. No

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lifea month

Whiney Piney Beers!Good evening y'all!! And what a fine lovely evening it is too. Fire in the hills, COVID in the countryside and best yet... Beer in the hand!!! What a fine day to be alive. I visited the beer shop of old

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lifea month

The Man In Sudan Baby girl, I think we need to have a chat. I sat down and put on my best serious face. The Good Lady looked up from her phone, her nose twitching at my words as if she was trying to pee in the sea. I beg

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lifea month

November One November 4, November 6? The security guard at the reception desk in my work was giving me the hard eye through his cheap perspex visor. His mouth which was obscured by something black and panty-like was

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story2 months

meesterboom Reblogged

From Steemit to HIVE: The Story of How @meesterboom Brought a Lost Boy Home I'm too old for global changes, changes = stress, and I'm too old not to be afraid of stress. But, I have to meet the changes. To develop, to increase knowledge and wealth, and to pass all this on to my

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life2 months

The Forlorn Tides of Death Mummy, Daddy. What would you do with my room if I died? The Little Lady looked up from her book, her face pinched with worry. I let out a small snorfle, the Little Lady had been reading like a fury throughout

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life2 months

Digging Up Potatoes Halt right there! The policeman yelled as he screeched his mountain bike to a juddering stop in front of me. Yes, Ossifer. How may I be of assistance? I took the cigarette from my mouth and flicked it

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life2 months

It's All About That Deck In what might be the most boring post I have ever done I must announce. I finally finished the Deck I was building. As the last screw turned in its hole, I fell back on my haunches and called the Good

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life2 months

The Days Of Madness I don't think I can make it. The Good Lady called feebly from a deckchair positioned in the leafy shaded part of the garden. Ach don't be daft lass. It's just a bit sunny. I swigged the last of my beer

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life2 months

The Flaming Deck The sun shone. The birds whistled in the trees, no doubt imagining me fertilising all their eggs. I quickly hoiked my saw back and forth over a piece of wood and marvelled at the smooth cut as the sawn

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