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Today Fountain in front of the colonnade >Dnes Fontána před kolonádou --- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The doctor says to the blonde: 'Unfortunately, there’s only a 50% chance that the procedure

Wanted to take a short nap. Woke up and it was 11:57pm. Thats why I couldn’t post yesterday. I should have posted before sleeping. Planned on not missing any days as I’ve missed too many of them. Will

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 "Hey, I have tickets for this weekend for the Champions League final, but I ran into a problem – I’m getting married on Saturday. I bought them back when

Thank God for life. November moving steadily. Still on 12 hour shifts. I just wanna sleep when I get home. Today is my off day and even though I slept well yesterday, I still feel sleepy. Need to come

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A policeman asks the chief: 'Commander, can crocodiles fly?' 'Of course they can't.' 'But they really can't fly?' 'They really can't.' 'But the general said

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 "A dog that plays poker? That must be a smart dog." Player: "Not really, if it gets a good card, it just wags its tail." 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿

Thank God for life. It’s new week. We are just about 6 weeks away from Christmas. The traffic situation is worsening by the day. May God come through for us all and give us a Christmas miracle. Off today

Thank God for life. Happy Sunday y’all. Slept very well today. From 8 to 3 and during the daytime without taking any sleeping tablet. That doesn’t happen often with me. In all things, we give glory to

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 At the car wash: "Are you washing the car?" "No, I guess I'm soaking it so it turns into a bus!" 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 U myčky: „Mejete auto?“

When I went to the beach in Accra. I used to go to the beach often when I was in Accra but now, I’m lucky to go once a year. Thank God for life. Work went well, not many issues. Rained a bit when it was

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A computer geek tells his friends: 'I come home and see my wife, completely naked, and on top of that with another guy in bed. They looked at me, and the look

Thank God It’s Friday. Hope all’s well with you. Alls well here by the grace of God. Week has been okay as well. Nothing fancy happening and nothing bad also happening. Scrolling through TikTok these days

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 "I'm calling you just to tell you that you're the best thing that has happened to me in life, and that I love you very much." "But sir, you've

Today >Dnes --- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 In the office, the secretary says to her new colleague: "You can probably sleep comfortably until about eight, but be careful, the boss comes in

I’ve been MIA a bit. Just not feeling like doing a report. Everything is fine here though. There are days you don’t feel like doing anything and I guess I was experiencing one of those days. I’m back now

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 In the office, the secretary says to her new colleague: "You can probably sleep comfortably until about eight, but be careful, the boss comes in at eight."

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 At work, the women started arguing. So they called the manager to straighten things out. "Quiet," he shouted, "let the oldest speak!" And

Dobrý večer s Actifitem. Takový nijaký den. Ale vlastně z něj mám radost. V Americe nevypukla občanská válka. Poražený uznal porážku. Snad si to nerozmysli... This report was published via Actifit app

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The boss at the meeting says to the employees: "I have great news for you! Starting tomorrow, artificial intelligence will do all the hard and boring work

Dobrý večer s Actifitem. Pohled od Žižkový sochy na Vítkově. Za 20 vteřin se spustil liják. To už je dávno ... This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version