Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 At the car wash: "Are you washing the car?" "No, I guess I'm soaking it so it turns into a bus!" 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 U myčky: „Mejete auto?“

I just finished a 2.02 km Walk, that lasted for 20m. This Walk helped me burn 109.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Walk Distance:2.02 km Duration:20m Calories Burnt:109.0 Description Mlha,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A computer geek tells his friends: 'I come home and see my wife, completely naked, and on top of that with another guy in bed. They looked at me, and the look

I just finished a 3.13 km Run, that lasted for 18m. This Run helped me burn 206.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:3.13 km Duration:18m Calories Burnt:206.0 Description Slabý déšť,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 "I'm calling you just to tell you that you're the best thing that has happened to me in life, and that I love you very much." "But sir, you've

Today >Dnes --- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 In the office, the secretary says to her new colleague: "You can probably sleep comfortably until about eight, but be careful, the boss comes in

I just finished a 2.15 km Walk, that lasted for 23m. This Walk helped me burn 114.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Walk Distance:2.15 km Duration:23m Calories Burnt:114.0 Description Jasno,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 In the office, the secretary says to her new colleague: "You can probably sleep comfortably until about eight, but be careful, the boss comes in at eight."

I just finished a 2.17 km Walk, that lasted for 21m. This Walk helped me burn 116.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Walk Distance:2.17 km Duration:21m Calories Burnt:116.0 Description Převážně

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 At work, the women started arguing. So they called the manager to straighten things out. "Quiet," he shouted, "let the oldest speak!" And

I just finished a 2.29 km Walk, that lasted for 23m. This Walk helped me burn 124.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Walk Distance:2.29 km Duration:23m Calories Burnt:124.0 Description Zataženo,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The boss at the meeting says to the employees: "I have great news for you! Starting tomorrow, artificial intelligence will do all the hard and boring work

I just finished a 3.04 km Walk, that lasted for 1h 14m. This Walk helped me burn 182.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Walk Distance:3.04 km Duration:1h 14m Calories Burnt:182.0 Description

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 At the military parade... "What a beautiful machine. I’d love to have a tank too!" "So why don’t you get one?" "Because it costs several

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 "How are you?" "What can I tell you, awful! I drink old wine, eat moldy cheese, and my car has no roof." 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 „Jak se máš?“

I just finished a 2.63 km Run, that lasted for 17m. This Run helped me burn 185.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:2.63 km Duration:17m Calories Burnt:185.0 Description Zataženo,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 "How's it going behind the wheel?" asks a friend of the newly minted car owner. "Like when I play chess." "What do you mean?"

I just finished a 6.49 km Run, that lasted for 42m. This Run helped me burn 458.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:6.49 km Duration:42m Calories Burnt:458.0 Description Zataženo,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A grandson comes to his grandmother and excitedly says: "Grandma, I bought you a new AI assistant for the house! It can answer any question in the world!"

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Hello, teacher, I’m Novák, you used to teach me.“ “Well, I remember, third desk by the window. And what are you doing now?” “Me, teacher, I emigrated to the