Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Mom asks her older son: Why don't you want to lend your little brother the sled? The son replies: I am lending them to him. He has them going uphill and I have

☀️ Afternoon Run I just finished a 3.84 km Run, that lasted for 23m. This Run helped me burn 250.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:3.84 km Duration:23m Calories Burnt:250.0 Description

☀️ Afternoon Run I just finished a 5.21 km Run, that lasted for 32m. This Run helped me burn 351.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:5.21 km Duration:32m Calories Burnt:351.0 Description

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 At the veterinarian: Doctor, this horse of mine isn’t eating, and it isn’t eating, and it isn’t eating. Doctor: And that horse of yours won’t eat, and won’t

🌙 Evening Ride I just finished a 3.95 km Ride, that lasted for 14m. This Ride helped me burn 90.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Ride Distance:3.95 km Duration:14m Calories Burnt:90.0 Description

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A blonde walks into a gas station, crying, and asks the attendant, 'Please, I locked my keys in the car, I don't know what to do, could you help me?' The gas

☀️ Afternoon Ride I just finished a 3.77 km Ride, that lasted for 14m. This Ride helped me burn 94.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Ride Distance:3.77 km Duration:14m Calories Burnt:94.0

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Questions for Mom: "Mom, what's for dinner?" "Mom, where's my jacket?" "Mom, what should I wear?" "Mom, what time is it?"

☁️ Afternoon Run I just finished a 4.30 km Run, that lasted for 26m. This Run helped me burn 296.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:4.30 km Duration:26m Calories Burnt:296.0 Description

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 "Dad, I really don’t want to go to America," protests the teenage son against the family trip. "Just be quiet and swim," his dad advises

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Three guys are hanging out in a pub: “Mine is cheating on me with a tennis player, I found a racket under the bed.” “Mine is cheating on me with a diver. There

Today Dnes ! (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A successful businessman is speeding around in his new car when he suddenly spots a classic homeless man. The man is just sitting there, then he reaches out

Today Dnes ! (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 In biology class, the teacher lets a stuffed bird be passed around. Little Pepík starts pecking Anička with it, and she complains, 'Teacher! Pepa is pecking

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Blonde in a furniture store: 'Excuse me, will this cabinet fit in my car?' 'What kind of car do you have?' 'Green.' 'It won't fit.' 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Blondýnka

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 So there’s this bunch of crazies in an asylum. One of them claims he’s Napoleon Bonaparte. The second one says, ‘Well, I’m God’s messenger, and God himself sent

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 People say that young people are arrogant… But have you ever tried telling an old lady that her discount coupon has expired? 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Lidé říkají,

☁️ Afternoon Walk I just finished a 2.34 km Walk, that lasted for 49m. This Walk helped me burn 196.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Walk Distance:2.34 km Duration:49m Calories Burnt:196.0

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Two friends meet on the street and the first one says, 'So I finally bought a new toilet brush!' 'And how is it?' asks the other. 'I have to say, toilet paper

☁️ Afternoon Walk I just finished a 1.67 km Walk, that lasted for 13m. This Walk helped me burn 124.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Walk Distance:1.67 km Duration:13m Calories Burnt:124.0

☁️ Afternoon Ride I just finished a 12.36 km Ride, that lasted for 57m. This Ride helped me burn 250.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Ride Distance:12.36 km Duration:57m Calories Burnt:250.0