Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Husband: "Honey, if I died, would you be with someone else?" Wife: "Oh darling, you don't have to die for that." 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Manžel:

I just finished a 2.39 km Walk, that lasted for 46m. This Walk helped me burn 161.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Walk Distance:2.39 km Duration:46m Calories Burnt:161.0 Description Zataženo,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Man at the doctor: Doctor: 'Symptoms?' Man: 'Thoughts of death, self-pity...' Doctor: 'So, just a little cold?' Man: 'Could be.' 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Muž u lékaře:

I just finished a 2.62 km Run, that lasted for 17m. This Run helped me burn 180.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:2.62 km Duration:17m Calories Burnt:180.0 Description Polojasno,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 After several hours of exhausting climbing, the man and woman reach a high mountain with a beautiful view. The woman looks around at the surrounding landscape

I just finished a 6.30 km Run, that lasted for 40m. This Run helped me burn 380.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:6.30 km Duration:40m Calories Burnt:380.0 Description Zataženo,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 I was in the mountains. The echo there was awesome! One time I called out 'hello' and it echoed back five times! 'In our apartment building, you just sneeze

I just finished a 10.47 km Walk, that lasted for 1h 46m. This Walk helped me burn 611.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Walk Distance:10.47 km Duration:1h 46m Calories Burnt:611.0 Description

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A man runs up to a policeman: "They stole my bike!" "Did it have a bell on it?" "No." "And reflectors?" "Nope."

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 My wife had a really nasty car accident. – Oh my God, is she hurt?! – Not yet. She locked herself in the bathroom. 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Moje žena měla opravdu

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A priest, an imam, and a rabbi are talking about the greatest miracle they’ve ever experienced. Priest: “I was caught in a terrible storm. I prayed—and suddenly:

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The owner of an old, shabby Škoda 120 once sees a message scratched into the paint with a key one morning: 'Repaint that wreck, it's unbearable to look at!'

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The teacher asks Mark: "Mark, how many sets of teeth do we have in our lifetime and what do we call them?" Mark: "Three, teacher." Teacher:

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A young woman is telling another young woman about how yesterday's date went: "We were on a bench in the park, it was a beautiful romantic evening, and

I just finished a 5.63 km Run, that lasted for 38m. This Run helped me burn 403.0 calories. Activity Summary    Activity Type:Run Distance:5.63 km Duration:38m Calories Burnt:403.0 Description Zataženo,

Today >Dnes --- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The little girl complains to her mom that her classmates say she's not normal. Mom: "Your dad and I love you." The little girl nods her head.

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A grandson comes to his grandmother and excitedly says, “Grandma, I bought you a new home assistant with artificial intelligence! It can answer any question

Today >Dnes Huz55 už HN p7--- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. As if they didn't know it can be downloaded for free. 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Microsoft koupil

Today >Dnes Huz55 už HN p7--- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. As if they didn't know it can be downloaded for free. 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Microsoft koupil

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 I call my friend: 'Your girl is weird.' From the other end, I hear: 'This is Tereza, why am I weird?' Me: 'Jesus, sorry, I meant someone else.' Her: 'Someone