#one-liner

A decentralized blockchain network that:- Creates, stores, and retrieves our rules, knowledge, and applications in a logically consistent database. Scales discussions up to an "infinite" number

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care! #Thanks for sharing your time with me, For having that tickle in your brain, And having a good taste in humour! @dobartim

...It is the number of years democracy has existed in Nigeria and the IQ of those who believe in it.

...but couldn't Finnish.

Got called an airhead today. Pshhhh.

The scales I ordered on Amazon finally arrived today. The wait is bloody over.

Trump, Bashar Al-Assad and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar. Coinspiracy ? I don’t think so.

What do you call a man mocking black people with orthodontics appliance? Bracist

Porn rule 78: A girl is willing to do whatever you ask her to if you’re her step-brother.

Columbus got lost on the way home too. First world problems.

At my local blood-bank they run a background check and then take a pitcher of you.

I slapped an atheist in the face. Sure enough he was in disbelief.

At the blood-bank they run a background check and then take a pitcher of you.

Patient: "Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " Patient: "Is it common?" Doctor: "It's not unusual."

Everyone dies.

I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.

Here is the first of many meme one-liners from yours truly.