#hudbandandwife

Classic army joke.. Once a Lt puts up a letter for DFA.....after several amendments ,the Commanding Officer, signs and then again reviews the letter n asks the Lt to replace a 'has' with an 'is'.....

This is Absolutely Brilliant..I don't think I've ever heard a concept explained scientifically better than this...Well you see, it's like this... A herd of buffalos can only move as fast as the slowest

Wife was driving..... Husband - "Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?" Wife - "What do you mean use indicators...why should I?" Husband- "So that other drivers know

Simultaneous chatting with many on WhatsApp is really dangerous. A message meant for one chat is unknowingly posted on the other thread and then you have to apologise like 'Sorry wrong window ', etc..

MEN will be Men 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 "When a man opens a car door for his wife,💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 it’s either a new car or a new wife."

Husband instruction to wife before Ind vs Pak final... My Dear Wife; This Sunday its India vs Pakistany. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty. The remote control belongs to me for

Wife was driving..... Husband - "Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?" Wife - "What do you mean use indicators...why should I?" Husband- "So that other drivers know

Son :- Dad before my birth did you wanted a boy or a girl ?? Dad :- Honestly saying my Son.... I just wanted to fuck !!!!!

BEFORE MARRIAGE Man : I have been waiting for this day Lady : Do you want me to leave? Man : No Lady : Do you love me? Man : Of course Lady : Will you ever cheat me? Man : Never in my life Lady : Will

Ultimate Hit!! 😂😂😂 Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed and early to rise..." Student: ".... This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!!!

Hi guys , Soon I will be posting funny pummy aunty .. are we all aware about her?? Tune in for more info.. hor ki :))

माँ के साथ साथ बीवी की भी इज्जत ज़रूर कीजिये ,. क्योंकि एक ने तुम्हे चंदा मामा दिखाया , तो दूसरी ने तारे

Absolute Classic!!! Dedicated To all Wives ! 👳 Astrologer: Do u want to know about your husband's future? 🙎 Wife: Rubbish, I will decide his future! you just tell me his past. 😜

Indians at their best

A husband should always prioritize his wife (especially in these 5 situations) Prioritize your spouse over your family members No family member should take priority over your spouse. Help and spend time

Interviewer: What is Recession? Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!

Law of equality 💠 The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞📱

I argued👿... She argued👿... I shouted😡... She shouted😡 and then she cried😭 Result: she won by duckworth lewis methodology

Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes

Truth u can't run from All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...