Girl to shopkeeper : Bhaiya aap ke paas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho. 'U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..? Shopkeeper : Haan Hai..! Girl :Theek hai 5 de do.. πππππ
Husband : What do u want for valentine day ? Wife: Give me one ring thats enough Husband: From landline or mobile ? πππππππ Dedicated to all innocent husbands
Valentines day is a punjabi festival..... But was hijacked by british... In olden days the boys on cycle used to roam around girl colleges with request... VELLAYAN NU TIME DE... THAT BECAME VELENTINE
How Cool Is Canada Now! boredpanda 10/01/2018 It's So Cold In America And Canada That People Are Posting Photos Of Their Windows Breaking By Marija Bern Making The Best Of The Cold Weather In Canada Making
Classic army joke.. Once a Lt puts up a letter for DFA.....after several amendments ,the Commanding Officer, signs and then again reviews the letter n asks the Lt to replace a 'has' with an 'is'.....
This is Absolutely Brilliant..I don't think I've ever heard a concept explained scientifically better than this...Well you see, it's like this... A herd of buffalos can only move as fast as the slowest
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today??? Husband: Yes... Wife: Is she smart??? Husband: Yes... Wife: Is she pretty??? Husband: Yes... Wife: How did she dress today??? Husband: *Very quickly...*
An Electrical engineer was removing the Transformer parts from a Transformer. Suddenly he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him & said.. "Look at this Transformer... I opened
"In the ultimate destruction, Divine will finish off all that is satanic,.."-(Shri Mataji 15.08.1981) ......But, even if you have chosen that and God has accepted you, and has given you your
Wife was driving..... Husband - "Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?" Wife - "What do you mean use indicators...why should I?" Husband- "So that other drivers know
URGENTLY NEEDED... Not BLOOD But, An ELECTRICIAN, to restore the current between people, who do not speak to each other anymore... An OPTICIAN, to change the outlook of people... An ARTIST, to draw a smile
After Doing 50 Pushups I was checking myself out in front of the Mirror. I proudly asked my Wife "Dekhe mere Abs???" She replied "Jis din shaadi kari thi.. tab se tumhare mein mujhe Aeb
The word religion is derived from the Latin word religare that means, "to connect"; the word yoga is derived from the word yuj that also means the same. So spirituality is all about getting connected
What is your review on retirement ... A nice answer given by Dr Tiny Nair, Chief Cardiologist, PRS Hospital ... Must read. Source : It was published in Quora.com Most people believe that there is no retirement
Dr Aloysius LOH: LIFE AFTER 60 An interesting article. Life can begin at 60, it is all in your hands! Many people feel unhappy, health-wise and security-wise, after 60 years of age, owing to the diminishing
LIVER DIET THIS LIVER DIET IS ADVISED SPECIALLY FOR A HOT LIVER AND JAUNDICE. Every day in Morning and Evening drink a glass of radish and sugar juice. The radish leaves are to be boiled with little sugar
