#getoffmylawn

I just don't see much that is worth spending my time on watching lately

I peeked back in at Instagram just for a day, that was enough

One thing that the kids of today have gotten right

Let me tell you a story... You write a post on Hive. It looks like a hit. Upvotes start rolling in...

I spent all my life being easy-going and acting young... I fear that is all behind me now

I support this idea!

Here comes the near boomer with another "I don't understand kids today" discussion

I think most people just assume that the residents of trailers are rednecks

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Massive distraction Focus unachievable Lawns to the rescue Aperture F 4; Shutter Speed 1/500 of a second; Light Sensitivity ISO 100; FOcal Length 200 mm. This is an exercise. Don't panic. Talking to my

That old Eucalyptus... I'm standing around outside the The Little Rec golf course. I don't golf. I'm grateful I guess. At least it's green and has trees and no condos. Right behind me is the rest of the

So it's Sunday and we are over the big hump. The days will get shorter finally. I don't known exactly why I like that so much. Maybe because I love winter here. Maybe because I have been in the sun for

Dear Millennial: Enough of your mumble rap nonsense. This isn't the future of hip hop; it's just lazy (like you). You all think putting in the least amount of effort should still be rewarded. Take your

Dear Millennial: Stop with the "man bun". It looks stupid. I see you kids walking around the office with your stupid hair that screams "I'm a manchild who lives with Mom and Dad for free

Not "no one" but I can say with a real sense of seriousness that people are getting dumber and less capable of troubleshooting or even sorting out what years ago might be considered common knowledge

This comes as an observation from someone that left the United States to go live a playtime job in Asia around the turn of the millennium. I have returned to visit in the years past, but I haven't really

I am sure there are some devoted people out there that care every time a mid-term election comes along, and I am sure that every American you know is probably telling you that "they always vote in

The most common questions I don't get asked are about punning. People are always never telling me I wish I could pun, but I don't know how to get started. Every day, dozens of people don't ask me, "How