Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is ghosts Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For I swear it's not an excuse. I want to exercise. I would be going to exercise. I can't...Well, I guess I could do something, but I'm not able to do the exercise I want, so I can't. Ugh. I need to lift

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is spiders Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is vacuums She was an amazing person Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage

Welcome to Punday Monday! Sorry we missed a week! I was very sick last week. Everyone gets an HSBI as recompense because you all had fabulous puns! Thanks for your submissions, @hatdogsensei, @rentmoney,

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Dolly Parton She was an amazing person Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Sharks Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! Hey! Glad to see so many new punsters! Everyone gets an HSBI this week! That’s @roswelborges, @nectarbytes, @tortangkahoy, @yechee, and @hatdogsensei! tl;dr Make a pun about the

For There's no parking allowed anywhere within a mile of the place we're going. It's the middle of the city, but there's just no place for people to park. The streets aren't cobblestone and narrow or anything.

Welcome to Punday Monday! We were out of town, sorry we missed another week! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Frozen Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if

Welcome to Punday Monday! We’re out of town, sorry we missed a week! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is dragons Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Seattle Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is The Mariana Trench Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Amphibians Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Since my dad’s abrupt death at age 76, the bargaining element of my grief has largely focused on what a better mode of death would have been. It goes without saying that he should have been older, but

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Frogs Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Aurora Borealis Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

For I can't drive that! I can drive a stick shift, a tractor, a Vespa, even a drone, but I can't drive a Tesla. My body physically rejects it. The idea of helping normalize trillionaires makes me heave.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is ice cream Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is chemistry Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send