For Sometimes I think I'm not very resilient, and then I think I AM very resilient. Like, I'm still here. Is that an accomplishment? But I'm tired all the time, and I retreat into things that don't make

For Damn, they're falling apart. You can see the threads fraying from the moment you buy them. Said my dad. But nothing is made the way it used to be. That isn't the case, but what is the case is that

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Pirates Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For You know what's in the back of the fridge? Pickled radishes, mainly. I went a little wild pickling radishes. And they're good! Don't get me wrong, but my tastes kind of go through waves. And I ate

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is swords Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is ghosts Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For I swear it's not an excuse. I want to exercise. I would be going to exercise. I can't...Well, I guess I could do something, but I'm not able to do the exercise I want, so I can't. Ugh. I need to lift

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is spiders Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is vacuums She was an amazing person Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage

Welcome to Punday Monday! Sorry we missed a week! I was very sick last week. Everyone gets an HSBI as recompense because you all had fabulous puns! Thanks for your submissions, @hatdogsensei, @rentmoney,

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Dolly Parton She was an amazing person Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Sharks Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! Hey! Glad to see so many new punsters! Everyone gets an HSBI this week! That’s @roswelborges, @nectarbytes, @tortangkahoy, @yechee, and @hatdogsensei! tl;dr Make a pun about the

For There's no parking allowed anywhere within a mile of the place we're going. It's the middle of the city, but there's just no place for people to park. The streets aren't cobblestone and narrow or anything.

Welcome to Punday Monday! We were out of town, sorry we missed another week! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Frozen Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if

Welcome to Punday Monday! We’re out of town, sorry we missed a week! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is dragons Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Seattle Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is The Mariana Trench Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Amphibians Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Since my dad’s abrupt death at age 76, the bargaining element of my grief has largely focused on what a better mode of death would have been. It goes without saying that he should have been older, but