Mary the dog shaped cybercoin is shocked by dinner news from her handsome lover Alon Crusk, the multi quadrillionairel

The word of the week is “Equanimity”...where do I even begin with this? As a published author and editor, I like to believe I’m somebody who has quite the lexicon. Imagine my chagrin when I was introduced

Haha could be right, but I don't give a fuck, not a single solitary fuck, motherfucker.

“Wake up... wake up... WAKE UP!!! That scream in my head made me open my eyes and jump up from where I was laying. I took a look around and couldn't remember where I was. I tried to stay standing but 3

Abigail sighed, her breath visibly escaping from her lungs. It was a cold night at the McLeachern Cemetery, and she was glad to have brought her jacket and hot cocoa. Abigail had been the night watchman

Lucy struggles to make the switch from Windows to Linux. With the help of a surprisingly handsome new app, she learns th

Gerald gets a gift and learns a lesson about writing from his muse. Also his muse is not what he expected. Read on to fi

Finally the true guide on how to become the best writer you can possibly be. Read on for tips and tricks from the Rev!

A lone marine braves dangers aplenty on his way to take it straight to the Alien invasion, once and for all.

I've never been so sprung writing a story...I hope you get sprung reading it!

As Jurren pulled the last loaf of fresh baked bread out of the oven, he exhaled a sign of relief; it had been a long...

More Neighbors are disappearing, and we don't know why. What's going on with The Pool? And what of The Infinitree?

The New Sun Project was a success, but now we have two suns! What this means for the The Hood is yet to be determined.

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Ahoy mateys! So player turn 3 of the boss quest turn’d out ta be quite a turn indeed. Where do we even start on this one? At the start of this turn: The Royal Navy’s dreaded Man o’ War HMS Boaty McCannonmonger

Objective: HMS Boaty McCannonmonger be dead in the water. Finish her off! The scene: A massive Man o’ War of the Royal Navy, sent to destroy Deadman’s Bay, now floats helplessly. Major devastation has

Ahoy, mateys. Reverend Rum, literal pirate and movie swashbuckler, here with a new movie review. Because when we not be raidin’ The High Seas, me crew and meself love ta have movie nights on The Maiden’s

Hello Neighbor. I have sorrowful news to share. The Dropbears lost The Big Game against “a team whose name can only be described as the perpetual scream of a man who stared too long into the void of space

Dear Millennial: Enough of your mumble rap nonsense. This isn't the future of hip hop; it's just lazy (like you). You all think putting in the least amount of effort should still be rewarded. Take your

Hello Neighbors! I hope you’re done digesting your meals from The Great Feast, because tomorrow is the day of The Big Game! And you know what that means: pregame tailgating! All the junk food and beer