Two kingdoms on the brink of war Nobody really knew what for But old King Dean and old Queen Dee Could simply never quite agree One day, King Dean decided he Would like a war with old Queen Dee The trouble

Feeling blue = touching a Smurf inappropriately Go nuts = strike hard where it hurts Funny fucker = person who cracks jokes during sexual intercourse My way or the highway = my plan is bad, let's take

The princess kissed the warty frog The air around them shimmered, then stopped. "Ribbit?" Said the warty frog Then into the pond they happily hopped.

Sorry, but you died! Here is the full story, as chosen by YOU - including your final moments of peril. You're lost inside a rocky maze. You've been down here for many days. You've got no rations left to

Each episode contains two rhyming verses. However, the last line is missing - and it's your job to vote for which path you should take next. We are currently in SUDDEN DEATH mode, which means one of the

To: [email protected] From: LiteralSteve Subject: Team Building Ideas? Hi Paul I've taken your advice on-board about team building, and have had some great results. So far, I've built: A human

Each episode contains two rhyming verses. However, the last line is missing - and it's your job to vote for which path you should take next. We are currently in SUDDEN DEATH mode, which means one of the

Read the rhyming episode, then choose what the final line should say, by voting for your favourite in the comments below. To catch up on previous episodes, go to #thecave - also, one predetermined option

Read the rhyming episode, then choose what the final line should say, by voting for your favourite in the comments below. To catch up on previous episodes, go to #thecave - also, one predetermined option

Read the rhyming episode, then choose what the final line should say, by voting for your favourite in the comments I leave below. You may vote for multiple options if you really can't decide! New episode

Read the rhyming episode, then choose what the final line should say, by voting for your favourite in the comments I leave below. You may vote for multiple options if you really can't decide! New episode

Read the rhyming episode, then choose what the final line should say, by voting for your favourite in the comments I leave below. You may vote for multiple options if you really can't decide! New episode

Read the rhyming episode, then choose what the final line should say, by voting for your favourite in the comments I leave below. You may vote for multiple options if you really can't decide! New episode

In episode 4, you voted to wait for the man to reach you and try to strangle him with the loose rope. Catch up on episode 4: You slowly reach for the loose rope by your head, and wrap your hand around

You see him standing by the road Upon his face, sit dark sunglasses Patiently he waits, and waits His cane in hand, while traffic passes "Can I help you, sir?" you ask "You can" he

Humpty Dumpty sat in a tree Peering through windows. What sights he could see! But when the bough broke Poor humpty would fall And land on his arse upon that daft wall.

Shape the fate of the story by voting for what happens next. In Episode Three, you all voted to fling the meat cleaver at the person who just bit your tongue off. This time, it's sudden death... so read

Shape the fate of the story by voting for what happens next. In Episode Two, you all voted to play dead... let's see how that turns out in Episode Three. Catch-up on Episode Two: As the shadowy face looms

There's a wolf at the door. He looks scary, but thin. Is he hungry, big brother? Should we let him in? "My dear brother, wee piggy, That would spell out the end. This wolf wants to eat us. He is not

Shape the fate of the story by voting what happens next from the options provided, in the comments below. Episode 1: Your Adventure, Episode 2 You scrape your fingers through the wet grass and mud around