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today's joke
Police are investigating the death of a grandmother who choked on a fish bone during Christmas. They ask the grandfather: “Grandpa, didn’t you see that grandma was choking?” “What did you say? I’m hard of hearing.” “We asked if you saw that grandma was choking.” “I just saw her keep opening her mouth and rolling her eyes like a carp, so I thought she was just singing carols.”
dnešní vtip
Policajti vyšetrujú smrť babky, ktorá sa počas Vianoc zadusila rybacou kosťou. Pýtajú sa dedka: „Dedko, a to ste nevideli, že sa babka dusí?“ „Čo ste hovorili, ja slabo počujem?“ „Pýtali sme sa, či ste nevideli, že sa babka dusí.“ „Ja som len videl, že stále otvára ústa a gúľa očami ako kapor, tak som si myslel, že len spieva koledy.“
Translated by gemini
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