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Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The owner of an old, shabby Škoda 120 once sees a message scratched into the paint with a key one morning: 'Repaint that wreck, it's unbearable to look at!'

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The teacher asks Mark: "Mark, how many sets of teeth do we have in our lifetime and what do we call them?" Mark: "Three, teacher." Teacher:

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A young woman is telling another young woman about how yesterday's date went: "We were on a bench in the park, it was a beautiful romantic evening, and

Today >Dnes --- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The little girl complains to her mom that her classmates say she's not normal. Mom: "Your dad and I love you." The little girl nods her head.

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A grandson comes to his grandmother and excitedly says, “Grandma, I bought you a new home assistant with artificial intelligence! It can answer any question

Today >Dnes Huz55 už HN p7--- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. As if they didn't know it can be downloaded for free. 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Microsoft koupil

Today >Dnes Huz55 už HN p7--- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. As if they didn't know it can be downloaded for free. 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Microsoft koupil

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 I call my friend: 'Your girl is weird.' From the other end, I hear: 'This is Tereza, why am I weird?' Me: 'Jesus, sorry, I meant someone else.' Her: 'Someone

Today >Dnes --- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A loving woman spent her entire life taking care of her husband. Now, in the twilight of their life together, her husband is in very bad shape; for a

On Sunday as I expected we took it easy on walking. But somehow it still added up to 16k steps. Photography: Evening in Bodrum [//]:# (!worldmappin 37.02820 lat 27.44100 long d3scr) This report was published

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The commander says to the soldiers: 'Soldiers! There will be a military parade tomorrow. If it rains in the morning, it will be held in the afternoon. But if

Saturday was another day that I was able to make my 20,000-step goal. I don't think that I will be able to make it again on Sunday. But maybe 🤔. Photography: Night at Mediterranean sea. [//]:# (!worldmappin

Today Dnes ! (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The police stop a rather tipsy man at 2 a.m. 'What are you doing outside at this hour and in this state, sir?' asks the officer. 'I'm going to a seminar on

Today Dnes ! (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Cop: "Do you know what your husband died of?" Wife: "He died a natural death." Cop: "But you pushed him off the roof." Wife:

Yesterday I was just 2k steps short from my 20,000-step goal. I hope that I will make it on Friday. Photography: Bodrum Castle at night. [//]:# (!worldmappin 37.02689 lat 27.44091 long d3scr) This report

Today Dnes ! (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Teacher at DAMU: 'Remember, you should always separate the art from the artist. That way, you can hate them twice: first for being such a terrible person,

Yesterday we went to Bodrum port only once, so there wasn't many steps. Luckily it was enough to make full actifit report 😀. Hopefully Thursday will be better. Photography: Bodrum at night. [//]:#

Yesterday ones again I was able to make my 20k steps goal. I am sure that I won't make it on Wednesday, but maybe one more time this week. Photography: posh yacht in Bodrum [//]:# (!worldmappin 37.02290

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Wife: "I've had enough. Every evening you go out with the dog, but in all these years you haven't gone out with me even once!" Husband: "Well,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Mom asks her older son: Why don't you want to lend your little brother the sled? The son replies: I am lending them to him. He has them going uphill and I have