Comedy Open Mic Round 8 - Part 1: Dignity is for the weak!

Thank-you, I'm here all for eternity, or until cryptocurrencies cause a financial interregnum and I have to defend my homestead with a hoard of semi-autonomous kill-bots, whichever comes first.

I nominate @yallapapi, because he's wasting his life trying to convince us plankton that he's the messiah, and @pinacle, because he is clearly already messing with us all.