When Life Gives you Lemons, Lay Mums

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I have a friend who likes shagging people's mums,
his favourite saying is: "when life gives you lemons, lay mums"
But even a layman
knows that "mums" means there are "dads" somewhere.
And this ley mum
My friend shagged one late morn,
Had a male counterpart named Lennon
And Lennon is not a wee wimpy lemming
But a sturdy brute, something like Lenin
He rammed this friend's head in with a lait mug
Damn, it's so funny, give me a little time to conclude my laughter and I'll join you let's mourn.

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