It's that World Cup season again, of which there can only be one winner and many Not winners. Anyway, saturday was a bright day, I 'd played tennis all through the previous night/morning and was in the mood to pass the evening with a consolation of pleasure and gaming.
Wine check, music check, food(rice and sauce) check, The rubber check, some pot (just incase there's need for motivation) check
I was set, dinner was a go.... then my friend calls
Him: Hey, call me when you get to Cee-Best (a local bar where we watch football matches). I'm at the salon nearby
Me: What.... I'm not going out today, I invited Amanda over
Him: Bro, you want to sacrifice Nigeria's match for a babe, the same match you made me place N10000 for a draw
Me: ...........
I'd forgotten it's the day Nigeria was to play, Needless to say, I only went to view the match because my dumbass friend took my playful advice and placed his hard earned money on the super eagles, Brave.
Me: alright, I'll be there soon.
I had to cancel the lovely evening I'd planned, because of a 3 odds bet.
Oya, match start
He bought Isi Ewu, a special delicacy over here
GOALLLLL!! , sadly it wasn't in our favour, we had just conceeded
At that imstance he choked on the piece of meat he was eating, dude was coughing so hard, the bar gave him free water and a discount
Ok now the team has made us sad, one goal down hopefully, they will get an equalizer.
"No more meat, bring just beer", we were turned down
HAAEEEEE!! , a foul, we had conceded a penalty....
Slowly he dropped his glass,
Fingers crossed, a prayer for Luka Modric to miss *lol, I dont know which was funnier, my friends reaction or the lady fainted *
Goal!!
Chaii!! ... a second goal
Tears quietly rolled down his cheek, lol
The super eagles had succeeded in breaking a young man's heart, topped with the icing of losing him all his money.
He then looked at me
Him: sheyy it's you that said I should bet on a Draw, you will pay for this beer oohh
Me: No worries bro, I'm sorry (I said while laughing)
Him: Shey It's funny now, Oya go and write about this on that your Steemit thing, maybe you can make back my money from that #comedyopenmic thingy.
Lol, I will,
so here I am
I nominate 
