Define sarcasm?
I don't think I'm a guy that make people laugh, I just tell them they're better than someone else out there. Its quite funny how funny it couod be when the spotlight is not on you.
I once walked up to a babe and dropped some lines,
Hell she said my jokes were Dry!
"Damn girl, not any drier than your boobs"
Well... you can imagine what happened next, she flipped ofcourse.
My guys in the audience said I was dope,
That's I gave her a taste of her sauciness.
Yeaa.. but truth is we were only framing our idle and broke ass with her flat boobs, it doesn't take away the question, what the f..k were we doing on the roadside by 12noon?
Honestly, them boobs were flatter than the slippers, the fat lady who always sings last wears
Humour is good, it's nice, amazing...
F..K it, humour is great, it's life.
And it's the only thing that gives your closing hours from work a needy feeling.
If only work salutations were allowed to be humorous, my boss would tend to receive more greeting from me,
I'll be like "F..K You this Morning Boss".
Sometimes I wish I had humorous friends like in FRIENDS
ahh.. I guessed I would have F..ked them all, all six (6) of them.
I've established a premise for humour,
Now can someone tell me why steemit is NOT built around the funny,
instead the whales keep writing epistles and skyscraping blocks of text which I can't read without taking an immediate nap at their ceremonial Introduction.
Sometimes I wonder how f..ked up Steemit would have been if not #comedyopenmic
The only fun before now was the short jokes by traf and the shots thrown between The Truth Sayer berniesanders and the others.
If you didn't know, I was the guy sitted at the front of the battle, with a f..k you sign on the back of my head
There's need for little jokes in all write ups, doesn't necessarily need to be funny, but should be fun
Sh.t!! this post is already longer than I planned, It may not have been funny, but it was fun, atlest that's what my Young Dumb Broke friends told me.
@oldtimer
@mbj