Good morning Sir, I hope this letter reaches you in bad health or better still do not reach you at all.
Are you on steemit, I hope not, ooh wait you might be... you keep frowning after you check a chart using your phone, hope it's not CMC.
Anyway where was I, Yes this is not a formal letter so don't expect false show of concern from me... oh wait that's for informal.
Now I'm done greeting you, on to the topic of concern
First, Sir I don't like you, don't act surprised I know you don't like me too, all the same I still have to offer your courses this semester.
I am noisy, stubborn, daft and everything bad, it would be a mistake for you to fail me this semester, because I will return with a worse character next year.
Needless to sayn we both know it'll be beneficial for both of us if you let me through, the ball is in your court.
Secondly, I dont like the way you smile at my girlfriend,
"Jaannneeee"
Her name is simply Jane, I see no reason why you should stretch it with that your frog voice of yours, please stay away she is mine.
And finally, stop calling me Dicky in class, I don't have a big dick, neither have you seen it.......... or have you
Either way stop it.
And that's all.
Remember, I hope this doesn't meet you but if it does Thank you for reading and please try to do as stated above or....... I'll write another letter. Bye
From Dicky Penison
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