There's nothing quite like stuffing my face during a movie.
I'm American, so, technically it's patriotic. Everyone the world over knows that we stuff our faces at every possible opportunity - and the movie theater is no exception.
The only thing is, if you want to stuff your face with foods from the concession stand, you are going to have to pony up. Big time. Like, forget about being able to pay your rent this month, enjoy the medium popcorn and soda.
But you guys, there's a silver lining here.
I've discovered a loophole.
