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I often get cookies when I grocery shop. When they are on sale, I tend to go a little nuts in the cookie isle. My husband will often ask me why I bought so many. I guess next time he asks, I should have

The rhythm is gunna get ya.

Have a happy Halloween, everyone. May the force be with you.

Life as an adult isn't quite what I thought it would be when I was a kid. I saw my parents driving places, eating whatever they wanted, and staying up late. I thought, "Yeah, I could do that adulthood

Breakfast with my kids can be fun sometimes. SOMETIMES. Like, when they don't wake me up at o-dark-thirty and insist I cook them a breakfast in which they suddenly decide not to eat. When it isn't like

If you plan to lock yourself inside of a hazmat suit for an entire flu season, (a brilliant idea, by the way...) be sure to hide the scissors.

How do you avoid catching the flu? Take the proper precautions. Lock yourself in a bunker, hoard Lysol cans, and breathe only through an antimicrobial medical mask. Or get yourself a hazmat suit. And don't

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Whenever I'm getting in a wonderful swing of life, I can count on one thing, and one thing only... Chaos is right around the corner. Moementality is now on Patreon! Get early access to comics, exclusive

Sometimes I think my cats love me a lot. They cuddle me, look at me with excitement, and follow me around. But then I realized... they only give me affection around dinner time.

This is my life.

Rest is something I used to take for granted. Hell, I'd even get bored sometimes. (Oh sweet, sweet boredom... I remember it fondly...) These days, I'm lucky if I get to sit down for a few minutes before

If there's anything that is scarier than horror, it's the sheer terror of the truth.

Patience takes many forms... I prefer the liquid kind.

In my home, there are words I cannot say. Words which will put a screeching halt to my mission of heading out the door at a reasonable hour. Hurry up is one of them. The worst part is, when I'm stressed

Every mom knows that relaxing is a luxury for those who either have nannies, self-occupying children (what even is that? Who has those kids? Do they exist in nature?!), or people who simply do not have

I love stories. I'll get them into my face and ears whenever possible. However... five minutes into a good book, and my eyes are signaling my brain to go ahead and shut down all systems for the night.

There are a couple of shows that really reel me in and keep me up way past bedtime. No matter how many times I re-watch these, the cliffhangers get me every time. Damn you, next-episode button!

Sometimes, there's a person in your life who knows exactly what to get you. These people are angels. Especially those who happen to give you alcohol infused chocolates. Everyone else can go to hell.

Often when I tell people that I work from home, they'll get a dreamy sort of look in their eye. How great that must be, they think. Most of the time, someone will tell me how great it is that I work from