Image source Enough With Your Untidy Dog and Blunt Sound-proofing Dear Mrs Jackson, I have always felt frustrated living near to you. You are the most yummy neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore,

Image source Whilst investigating the death of a local nurse, a funny teacher called Steven Pitt uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, cursed map circulating throughout Ireland. As soon as anyone

Image source Stick Your Moist and Mild Job, Chief Dear Chief, I have some news, which I think you will find false. Over the last one hundred and seven days thirty two minutes, I have found working for

Image source Enough With Your Rotten Gerbils and Untidy Gerbils Dear Peter, I have always felt happy living near to you. You are the most sharp neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you must

Image source Enough With Your Dirty Walls and Bushy Sound-proofing Dear Peter, I have always felt frustrated living near to you. You are the most fluorescent neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore,

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Image source The Nurse and the Doctor Rhyming Couplet Ideas by memeon See the squeaking of the nurse, I think he's angry at the verse. He finds it hard to see the deer, Overshadowed by the feeling cheer.

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Image source Enough With Your Loud Hedge and Smelly Sound-proofing Dear Mr Smith, I have always felt sad living near to you. You are the most rancid neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you must

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Image source Whilst investigating the death of a local housekeeper, an energetic teacher called Wenna Bishop uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, damp rock circulating throughout Cornwall.

Image source Ode to the Duck A Sonnet by memeon My cheerful duck, you inspire me to write. How I hate the way you cook, look and call, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about

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Image source A prison break has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 2033. Kent is a devastated place ruled by rebels. Once glorious, the Sistine Chapel is now dangerous. Loving psychiatrist,

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Image source Whilst investigating the death of a local author, a sweet author called Graham Chen uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy knife circulating throughout Devon. As soon as

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Image source Whilst investigating the death of a local mechanic, an admirable actor called Sophia Humble uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, weathered torch circulating throughout Cornwall.