You name it, we've got it :) - Comedyopenmic week 13

Whilst on holiday in South Africa, I decided to try out the public transport (I like to live dangerously)!

Whilst clinging on to my handbag on the MetroPlus (train), I noticed something that took all my fear away! Cape Town is a place of miracles and here is the proof:

That's right - I found the miracle cure for all your problems!

I don't know how we were living before Dr Rooney came in our lives!

With the same day results promised - I am rather relaxed now! I know what I need to do if one day I wake up and want money in my account or a bigger ..... I hope all you good folks would benefit from Dr Rooney's same day result guarantee!

As I am a kind and caring person, I would like to share it with all the #comedyopenmic judges:
@idikuci @take5 @armiaaceh @belemo @buttcoins @profanereviews - As you guys are pro judges, what do you think of Dr Rooney?

Contestants - All of you funny folks, what do you suggest Dr Rooney should add to this list?

Curators: @carlgnash @punchline @steemwizards @nonameslefttouse @trafalgar @bitfiend @diebitch @acolucky @ilt-yodith - Do you guys think Dr Rooney stands a chance on #comedyopenmic

Generous donors @nonameslefttouse, @imjustsaying, @dj123 @idikuci , @dj123 , @punchline @take5 @nonameslefttouse @dandesign86 @redlipstick @ilt-yodith @amirtheawesome1 @yesaye @thedailylaugh @meesterboom @buttcoins @dreemit @thevillan @sisygoboom @mourningnoodles @belemo @steemmatt @holybranches @jedi-won @bitfiend @diebitch @lunasilver @acolucky @cemke @imjustsaying @armiaaceh @puncakbukit - Gosh there are too many generous people here ;) Would you guys support Dr Rooney?

Delegators - there are just too many of you good folks to add any more individual names - this oscar speech better stop now!

I would like to nominate the awesome duo @redlipstick and @dandesign86 :)

PS - I know @belemo will be especially interested in exchanging notes with Dr Rooney with all his DIY wisdom ;D