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2019-04-25 01:33
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2019-04-07 19:46
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funny
2018-08-28 09:41
My Best Friend Understands - Comedy Open Mic Round28 Entry1
Lately, I've been questioned about the source of my drinking problem and because I'm a straight to the point kind of person, here goes: Well, wouldn't you, if your man looks better in lingerie than you?!!
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comedyopenmic
2018-06-15 10:48
COM, Here I Come - Comedy Open Mic Round17
After 2 weeks off from Comedy Open Mic, this is my first week back to judging and it's been hard trying to keep up with all the discord chats and what's going on with the judges and participants. On top
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funny
2018-06-08 02:53
You Nailed It ;) Comedy Open Mic Round16 Entry2
How to tell when you did an exceptional job last night....when you get breakfast and a sexy dance. gif source Or she could just be feeling her biological clock ticking I nominate @mr-chuckles and @steemmatt
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2018-06-05 11:26
Some Warning Would Be Nice - Comedy Open Mic Round16 Entry1
When you’re fooling around with your girlfriend, trying to be a good boyfriend by giving her rear end some attention and she had Mexican food for lunch. gif source Always use protection, you never know
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2018-06-01 07:58
Perfect Formula - Comedy Open Mic Round15 Entry2
Some people just don't know how to be quiet. Everything they do is noisy, even their eating. This really annoys me especially when I have a newborn. Do you know how long it took me to get that baby to
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funny
2018-06-01 03:25
What Would You Do? - Comedy Open Mic Round15 Entry1
After a long day at work, I just want to let loose, kick back, and relax gif source Or when I tell my hubby we have 5 minutes before the kids get back and ask what he'd like to do I invite @weimunyap and
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funny
2018-05-25 01:23
Just a Little More - Comedy Open Mic Round14 Entry2
Trying to stay awake so I can finish judging #comedyopenmic gif source Maybe drinking so many shots of vodka wasn't such a great idea I invite @mightpossibly and @theregularguy to join us at #comedyopenmic.
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funny
2018-05-20 12:09
Too Much Can Be Detrimental - Comedy Open Mic Round14 Entry1
A professional constantly practices to improve their skills. gif source Just be careful not to burn yourself out I invite @jimshorts and @weirdnews to join us at #comedyopenmic.
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funny
2018-05-15 12:25
Ooooooh, What a Performance! - Comedy Open Mic Round13 Entry2
When your boyfriend fingers you at the school play so you pretend to be amazed by the young performers gif source Gotta protect those young minds from indecencies
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funny
2018-05-11 11:51
Be Still and Feel My Presence - Comedy Open Mic Round13 Entry1
When you’re in a crowded elevator and feel yourself pressed back against some guy against your will cuz it’s either that or having your face in someone’s butt (another curse of being horizontally vertically
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funny
2018-05-10 10:12
What Keeps You Up At Night - Comedy Open Mic Round12 Entry2
When your daughter goes to bed early but can't stay awake the next day gif source I just thought she's really good at stretching her monthly allowance, well time to charge her rent like any working adult.
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2018-05-08 09:35
All's Forgiven, Of Course - Comedy Open Mic Round12 Entry1
When you cheat on a girl and she forgives you, Don't be too quick to feel relieved gif sources: 1, 2 She may be all smiles on the outside, but inside, she's already plotting her revenge I nominate
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funny
2018-05-03 10:10
Aaah, My Eyes - Comedy Open Mic Round 11 Entry 2
Being short poses a lot of struggles and limitations. Some of these can be life threatening. gif source When I'm driving at night and a car comes from the opposite direction. I have to be creative and
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funny
2018-04-30 00:22
Hold on to Him Girls - A Good Man Can Give Head
You know he loves you when he'll do anything to help you get ahead in life gif source Now, that's a keeper Submitting for Comedy Open Mic Round 11 Entry1 and inviting @allseeingewe and @anibal-aa to come
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comedyopenmic
2018-04-27 08:39
It Takes a Village to Deliver and Raise a Baby - Comedy Open Mic Round 10
Birthing an idea and giving it reality can sometimes be as laborious and painful as giving birth to a child. Take for example, Comedy Open Mic. It was birthed from the dark creative recesses of @idikuci's
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comedyopenmic
2018-04-27 01:38
Pot, anybody? Comedy Open Mic Round 10 Entry 1
Parenting is a tricky thing. There's no manual for it and what works for some may not work for others as children can be as diverse as (all you smart people insert something here, I can't think of anything
