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""I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!"" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president. How many psychiatrists does it take to change
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What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man. Your throwing your life away. I love these hot summer nights when you can open all the windows and fall asleep naked. I'm not sure my taxi driver
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I just won the Polish Lottery..... $1.00 a year for a million years. What did one helmet say to the other I'll stay here, you go on a head Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife:
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What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike. What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you're confused right? What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable? James Brady Me: What do you call
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I asked a chinese girl for her number... She replied ""sex! sex! sex!...Freeee sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"", then her friend said ""She means 6663629"" I absolutely love helium filled balloons. I can't
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When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps. All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast. ""Please
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Your face. There's a bat for that. So a redditor was on a date with his girlfriend... What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate ! Who won the Tour de France in 1940? the Sixth German Panzer
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What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around. When you're single expiration dates are more of a suggestion. What is the only planet you can visit on Earth? Ur anus Santa is never lonely He has many
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I put a Justin Bieber's song as my alarm tone and it works wonders cuz I wake up before it goes off so I don't have to listen to that sh1t What do you call some one with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
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I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again. What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment
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How do Italian Jews like their bread? With-a matzah holes in it. Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman. My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound
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Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently.
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For Christmas last year I got a sweater. This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter. ME: need help? GIRL (having car trouble): could u give me a jump ME (inflating the bounce house I keep in my trunk):
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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music? Metal. You're more special than relativity. Every Facebook post: *Girl posts lyrics* Elderly woman comments ""Hi lucy. you're so grown up. We miss you. Tell your
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They say that money can't buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing... ""420 blaze it faggot"" ""grandma stop"" ""snapback"" ""stop trying to be hip grandma"" ""i have hip problems yolo swag
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Shrimp Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide. If I don't get my IBS and anger issues figured out... I'm going to lose my shit. Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows
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Me: damn, doc I'm losing my hair. What can you give me to keep it in? Dr.: a plastic bag Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close
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Autocorrect just changed 'so thirsty' to 'sloth irate' and I'm slowly getting angry about it. What do you call a list of german jokes printing paper What do you call it when a horse punches you really
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Blind Girl If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg. How did Saddam deal with his leftovers? He used sarin wrap When do computers go to sleep? When it's
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What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? Q: What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? A: ""Is ANYTHING all right?"" Why do black people not go on cruises? They won't fall for that one again.
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