How do Italian Jews like their bread? With-a matzah holes in it.
Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman.
My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold.
Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser? He slipped and got the sack.
Have you ever been to a Native American orgy? It's fucking intense man!