I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt.
I like my women like I like my coffee So hot I fill them with creme in 3 seconds
NYC's New Year's sucked. They really dropped the ball this year.